So your gettin BBM'ed by this guy you met a few days ago. He says "you want to come over and chill?"... What does that really mean to you? Well the results are in and its unanimous "chillin" means FUCKING. So here is a short list of ways to know that you either need to cancel your "date" or put on your best panties and get ready to pop it and dip it...
One of the first signs that more than watching tv is on his mind is that will be ya'lls first time hanging out and your only conversation has only been text/BBM's/tweets. If you have only had conversation that only involved smiley faces and 30 minute delays then he only wants to smash =(.
Another way you can tell that sex is on the mind is he never expressed any interest in taking you out on a date. If he didn't he probably won't! So prepare to be a jump off
Another way you can absolutely be certain sex is on the brain...he invites you over after 11pm what kinda chillin are ya'll going to do at that hour. Those are jump-off hours. Only thing open at that hour is legs and gas stations.
And finally the tell tale sign that he onlyy wants to screw is...the very first thing he says is "Im sayin' when we gonna chill?" his ass if definitely up to NO GOOD! he really wants to know when ya'll fuckin!
BTW if you think I miss something chime in!
Hope you enjoyed...it was all in fun =)
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